Earthquake!

6am, Sunday morning, I was not awake yet, but that quake woke me up pretty quickly. And I look over, and Kodiak is sound asleep. I go on Facebook expecting to see posts... nothing. And, yeah, it's just me and one of my seizure things... and I was so sure...

How is it Possible...

Remember those machines from the fifties or sixties that had a big belt that vibrated, you put it around you and lost weight? Well, I've been vibrating at least that hard for the last twenty minutes solid... shouldn't I have lost an inch or two around the waist?