Happy New Year?

Wow...

So, yesterday my thighs were sore just from all the walking, etc., of the day. Then I was sitting and my right leg started seizing/spasming like crazy. As it was shaking, it was also shattering more and more. By the end of the seizing, it was made up of thousands of shards, and I could not touch it without it being incredibly painful. I could not even let my other leg touch it. And this continued all night... I had to have a body pillow on either side of my right leg all night long. 

Today? It's just back to sore. So weird...

No Fun, but Yes Funky

Okay, this is kind of new... 

Today I am pulling muscles right and left. A good yawn and I pulled several in my back and neck. Picking up a pen, I pulled muscles in my hand. Seriously, my hand -- who does that? Standing up from a chair tore up my lower back like crazy. And a few minutes later, they are no longer pulled, for the most part. 

That's all. 

Not for the Squeamish...

You've been warned!

So, last night, there I was, minding my own business, sitting on the couch... when a grenade went off inside of me. From what I could tell, it was sitting about 2-3 inches below my ribcage on my left side. It mostly blew forward, leaving a pretty big gaping hole in front and something about the size of a fifty cent piece in back. 

Yes, I immediately looked to see if it was real. No, it wasn't real. But of course every time I looked away it became real again. I tried leaving my hand on it, but to no avail; it was real a few moments after I'd look away, even with the hand there.

Do I win the title of your strangest friend yet?